Type down your reactions when someone says these phrases to you.

WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS LIKE THAT?
cause i like it , idiot .

I JUST REALIZED NOW THAT I LOVE YOU
oh , zzz

LEAVE HIM/HER ALREADY! YOU'LL BE MUCH MORE HAPPY WITH ME.
im not even with him/her -.-

COME ON. SMILE. YOU'RE CUTE WHEN YOU DO!
Hehe , thanks . *smile*

PLEASE DO MY MATH HOMEWORK TOO!
then do my science homework .

I AM SO BLESSED TO HAVE SOMEONE LIKE YOU.
._. Lols .

WHY DOES MONDAY COME BEFORE TUESDAY?
i dontknow .

I HAVE TWO TICKETS TO THE LINKIN PARK CONCERT. WANNA COME WITH ME?
see first .

YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST SPECIAL PEOPLE IN MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW THAT?
yup , im very special :D

I THINK I'M FALLING FOR YOU..
uhhhhhhhhhhh ........................

I CAN'T SMILE WITHOUT YOU.
-.- your flirting skill very bad . Good luck .

THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING, BUT YOU JUST AREN'T HIM/HER
what did i do for you ? ._.

NOTHING!
Lol ..

WHATS YOUR MOBILE NUMBER?
8--- ---- (:

CAN I HAVE THIS DANCE?
no , unless you dont mind if i step on your leg . (:

MAY I ESCORT YOU?
No ?

DO YOU STILL LOVE HIM/HER TIL NOW?
which him/her ?

YOU WERE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING THAT I WANTED.
oh , okay .

WHEN WILL I GET UR SWEET EYES?
my eyes aren't sweet \:
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The stupid quiz
Directions: Mark the stupid things you've done, then add up the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 100 questions which means that the number you get as your score is your percentage

Quiz ...
1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out.
2. [ ] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [ ] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your
blonde highlights are going to your head
7. [] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. [x] Tried to pull open a door that said push
5 x's
11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [ ] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [ ] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [ ] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit
into it
18. [ ] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name.
20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
4 x's
21. [ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [x] Have run into a closed door
24: [ ] Died from stupidity overload.
25. [ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [ ] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [x] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
3 x's
31. [x] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [ ] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [ ] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [ ] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [ ] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard.
39. [x] Walked into a pole
40. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident
4 x's
41. [ ] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. [ ] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [ ] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing
it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do
46. [ ] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it!
47. [ ] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
2 x's
51. [ ] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [ ] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [ ] Looked into an overhead purposely while it was on
57. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [ ] Forgot your own phone number
59. [ ] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
5 x's
61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [x] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [ ] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [ ] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [ ] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [ ] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
5 x's
71. [ ] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [ ] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [ ] Ran into a door jam
74. [ ] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [ ] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [ ] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. [ ] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt
2 x's
81. [ ] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [ ] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [ ] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about.
85. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. [ ] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. [ ] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [ ] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
90. [ ] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.
2 x's
91. [ ] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [ ] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. [ ] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. [ ] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story.
96. [ ] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention
97. [x] You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. [ ] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [ ] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100. [ ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth
2 x's

Total - 34% stupid (:

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some DIAO quiz.
Instructions
Go to and www.urbandictionary.com type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you. I guarantee you're gonna find some pretty hilarious results
1. Your name?
Chermaine .
chermaine isn't defined . ( my comment - -.- )
2.Age?
a number.
3.One of your friends?
Janine
funny , outgoing , bitchey , yet most loveable person you will ever meet . likes to have organsims and hates penises . (my comment - LMAO , bitchey . HAHAHA )
4.What should you be doing?
dontknow
when you have nothing to say
5. Favorite colour?
purple
one of the key ingredients to Grape Drink
6. Birthplace?
singapore
1) Indonesian President: Little red dot 2) Taiwan Minister: Booger 3) Americans and all other Caucasians: Somewhere In China 4) Malaysians: How do i get my citizenship?
7. Month of your birthday?
october
Tenth month of the year, and also the month of the Libra. Opal is the beautiful birthstone for October. Very exciting month. Fall takes effect, columbus sailed the ocean blue, and you can give a treat or get your azz tricked all in this month.
8. Last person you talked to?
dad
"the only man a girl can trust"
9. One of your nicknames?
Cher
noun. Louisiana Creole term meaning "darling," "sweetie" or "honey."
(my comment - -.-' )
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If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling.If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.If you get 11-20, you are normal.If you get 10 or less, you’re fearless.Tag 10 of your friends and find out whether or not they suffer paranoia.
I fear ...
[ ] black people
[ ] the dark
[x] staying single forever
[ ] being a parent
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[x] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[x] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
total so far: 3
[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
[x] deep water
[x] snakes
[ ] silk
[x] the ocean
[ ] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats
[ ] snow
total so far: 6
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[x] death
[ ] heaven
[x] being robbed/mugged
[x] falling
[ ] clowns
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[x] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors
[x] tornadoes
total so far: 11
[x] hurricanes
[x] incurable diseases
[x] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[x] ghosts
[x] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[ ] being alone
[x] becoming blind
[x] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up, old
total so far: 16
[x] creepy noises in the night
[x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[x] needles
[x] blood
TOTAL : 20 ._. normal :DD
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If you married the person you last texted, what would your last name be?uhm , i last texted a GIRL . Chua . LOL
What would happen if you had a kid with the last person you kissed? kill the person and abort it . :x
What did you do today?wake up , ate hotcakes , went anchorvale cc , went home , slack .
Do you know a secret about your last ex that would embarrass them? nope .
Who will you be sleeping with tonight? myself.
Do you do your own laundry? nope .
Wearing any bracelets? nope .
Last thing someone bought for you ? dad bought hotcakes .
Do you feel awkward when strangers say hi to you? no ?
Are you any different now than you were a year ago? yeah , i changed to gentler . (:
Are you taller than your mom? no .
Is there anything upseting you right now? not really . im tired only .
What's the farthest away from home you have ever been? Taipei .
Do you hate being alone? no , i love it .
What's on your agenda for tomorrow?doing project .
Who do you not get along with? alot \:
If you could be with one person right now, who would it be? someone ?
Does anyone know your password besides you? no .
Did you have a good day yesterday? no and then yes . mum dont want buy shirt for me and then went to aunty's house to play Nintendo WII .
Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? uhm , no ? anyway it will not happen .
Have your parents ever caught you drinking? no , they tell me to drink red wine ._.
Do you wash your hair in the shower? duh ?
When was the last time someone held your hand? arin , she likes to hold me hand (:
Have you ever been kissed in a car? yup , arin kiss my cheek , LOL .
How are you feeling right now? very full .
Have you ever liked anyone that treated you like crap? no ?
Where would you like to be right now? cruise :D
Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette? yup .
What were you doing at 10:17 pm last night? Erm , i guess just reached hoem .
Are you afraid to grow up? no . i despo growing up .
What was your worst subject in school?maths or science .
Last time you fell? forgot.
Last place you took a plane to? taipei .
Two words to explain why you last threw up? im sick .
Ever kissed someone who smokes? no ?
How many children do you plan on having? none (:
Are you taller than 5'6"? how much is that ? :x
Is your hair longer than your shoulders? nope .
Why did you last cry? yesterday , mum and sis made me angry ):<
TODAY:
- talk to the guy you like? no .
- realize anything new?nope .
- talk to an ex? nope .
- miss someone? well yeah .
LAST PERSON:
- you went to the movies with? eliza , hsm3 .
- went to the mall with you? mum , sis .
- do you have a crush on someone? well ........
- you showered with ? myself ! -.- Life's more than this.